they call me sloppy jalopy
i got a whole lot in my head
i never get up early baby
just to get out of bed
i eat the jalapeno yes i do
and then i take a creamy dreamy
hot stinky poo

they call me sloppy jalopy
i eat ice cream with my honey
she makes me laugh sometimes
because you know she s so funny
they call me sloppy jalopy
i ve got the barbecued buns
because i wear no panties
when i back in the sun

i pick my nose clean baby
roll the boogers in a ball
and i flick em at people
when i go to the mall
i got a big pair of shorts
and they re cut off way below the knees
i keep my pockets filled up
with macaroni and cheese

i watch the larry king
so i can fall right to sleep
my girlfriends got taste because
she thinks i m a creep
i don t watch the news
because i can t stand the sports
and my favorite companions
are usually sold in cold quarts

i don t take no showers
cause i m a natural dude
but i do change my mind
because i hate to be rude
i love to do the lambada
but i don t do it very well
and my hair s always perfect
because i use the styling gel